you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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