But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Who died my cat blue again?
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