If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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