So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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