please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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