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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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