i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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