we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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