at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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