Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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