apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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