Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I can feel your judgement through the phone
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
