they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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