We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
