i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I had to cum in my sink.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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