I'm jealous of your bromance
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i think i just lost a toe
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