well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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