dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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