Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We have started to decorate penises.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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