That's intense
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
40s are totally the cure
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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