we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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