i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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