It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
