I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We are two peas in an std pod
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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