Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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