Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
we're so committed to being not committed
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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