quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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