It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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