It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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