Umm I'm too high to move.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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