So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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