he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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