I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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