There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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