Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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