Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
There are leaves in my underwear?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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