Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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