Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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