Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
