We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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