It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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