I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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