fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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