so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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