belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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