So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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