So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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