i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
