if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He did a backflip because drugs
There are leaves in my underwear?
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