i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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