What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
