Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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