im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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