I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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