I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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